New Moon FAIL

Before I start, I'm no hater of Twilight.
I did watch the first Twilight movie which was ok..
Erm...I have never read any of the Twilight books at all..
And most importantly,
I'm on neither Team Jacob or Team Edward..

I'm on Team......Stefanie...

Yesterday, I watched a midnight movie with my family at KLCC...
Dad didn't come along cuz he was in the hospital...

And here's a tip: DO NOT CHOOSE TWILIGHT NEW MOON AS A MIDNIGHT MOVIE

Why?

Cuz it was kinda boring and some scenes were just too draggy especially those that involves Bella with her love issues....
Gah........
I yawned so much until my jaws locked...and I was so sleepy until my head was spinning round and round like a merry-go-round...

So here are some issues which I have issues with after watching the movie....
=P

Issue #1 -  Bella Swan

Goddammit...
All I can say is she's one hell of a perempuan gatal sial or whatever you wanna call it...

*insert insult here*

Cuz when she's in a kissing scene with Edward...
Just right before their lips touch...she looks all horny, and I mean HORNY...
Somehow I kept thinking whether they gonna do it in the middle of their school's car park or something.....

And her head has the ficklest fickle-minded mind of all fickle-minded people!

When she was still with Edward...she goes...

"Oh, I can't be with you..cuz we're different.."

"Why you want me? I'm a nobody"

"Are you sure that you really want me? I'm just a human and you're Vampire~~"

yadda yadda yadda...


And when Edward decides to break up with her in the woods, she goes all hysterical....

"WHY YOU BREAKING UP WITH ME?!?!?!"

"I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU???"

"WWWHHHYYYYYY?!?!?!?!!?"

When he's with her, she doesn't want him...
When he breaks up with her, she freaks out..

Not only she does that to Edward, she does that to Jacob too...

After they both watched a movie, Jacob held her hand and she let go...

"I'm not ready for this..don't do this to me.."

And when Jacob ignores her for days due to his wolf transition period...

She phones him like a bunch of times saying...

"Please pick up the phone, I'm really worried about you..."

"Call me back soon...I just want to hear your voice..."

And the most fucked up thing about her is when Jacob begs her to not leave him...
She goes...

"It has always been Edward all along.."

Ouch..
That really bites...

Based on all the kissing vampires and kissing werewolf pictures...I bet she's gonna kiss a leprechaun in Twilight Eclipse...

"Hey Bella babe, gimme some of your sugaaar...."

Issue #2 - Edward Cullen

Based on that poster...
I say Jacob's body ftw..

It really explains a lot why so many girls perceive him to be the most ideal guy as a boyfriend...

Cuz everything he says to her is so cheesy.....

yeah...THAT cheesy...

All the words he says to her are words that every girls wants to hear like...

"Your wish, My command."  *lol...*


"I could see it in your eyes, that you honestly believed that I didn’t want you anymore. The most absurd, ridiculous concept—as if there were any way that I could exist without needing you!"


"You’re not asleep, and you’re not dead. I’m here, and I love you. I have always loved you, and I will always love you. I was thinking of you, seeing your face in my mind, every second that I was away. When I told you that I didn’t want you, it was the very blackest kind of blasphemy." *googles up blasphemy*


"Before you, Bella, my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars—points of light and reason… And then you shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was beauty. When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black. Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light. I couldn’t see the stars anymore. And there was no more reason for anything." *awwww....learn something Porky!*

I got all that form Twilight Quotes...
Amazing that such sites exist!

I mean..come one...
Even I, first time reading all that gave me a little warm tingly feeling inside....
Or maybe he's just good in sweet talking since he has 109 years of experience.....

I don't believe in fantasies..that's just me...


Issue #3 - Jacob Black

sexeh.....

Er...nothing much about him...
Well, I know my bitchita Christine is on Team Jacob because of all that muscle...
Maybe that's why the horny girls make up the majority of Team Jacob....

Christine, you cougar.....

And look what do we have here....

Something you don't see everyday...

Emo-est couple of the century wearing white!

And they actually look HAPPY..

*gasp*

Oh wait...

I did do SOMETHING today.....

I tried to kill a fly in my room.

But FAILED.

Today's FRUITFUL activities

What am I gonna blog about today?

About the things I do today, of course...

And what did I do today??

NOTHING!

All Smiles

Wow...
This weekend was just awesome!
And damn right I do deserve to have a fantastic weekend!!
I've been stuck at home for too long....

Well..actually I had a day trip to Malacca on friday...
It's my mom's work trip actually, and she needed a co-driver for night driving...and she picked me!
So happened she was in a good mood and allowed me to bring Porky along!
weeeeeee~~~

Both my sis came along too...
Overall, it was a great trip...hehe

Having Porky to come along was a good idea especially when it came to FOOD....
Cuz he brought us to all the places with the best food in Malacca..

We went to Jonker Street and went to this little shop (I forgot the name...)...

And oh my my......

Cendol and Ice Kacang

Baba Laksa

Assam Laksa

mouth-watering eh?

How the shop looks like on the inside....

We all had our shopping spree~

Porky got himself 3 t-shirts (I love the PUMBA tshirt) and some toys....
And I got myself 2 t-shirts as well...

Kim bought accessories and little trinkets...

And Adeline bought a watch from Vincci......

totally out of context...I know.....

Here are some photos of my sisters...
Funny little fellas....

Up close of Adeline having her cendol...

Adeline at the windmill...

Kim and Adeline...posing....

Adeline...being plain silly....

While we were in Malacca....

The most unexpected surprise was a sweet surprise gift by Porky....

A heart-shaped necklace...

sweet isn't it?

♥

Love it sooooo much!

Hanging out at a small cendol shop..

That also sold Coca Cola Collectibles....

.

Cool stuffs there...

And the lady was so friendly and teaching Porky how to maintain the Coca Cola cans and such....

based on the science knowledge she gained as a secondary school science teacher....

now that's even more awesome...

Took this photo in front of the Stadhuys...

Pretty pretty flowers in the background.....

Soooo love this photo....

kinda cheesy though...

Here's another scenario which will probably make you agree with the statement that I'm about to make....


I showed Porky this photo......

and he replied. "Who is this?"

Statement I'm gonna make: Epic Boyfriend FAIL.

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Yesterday!!!

Yesterday, yesterday....
Random fun it was!

We dropped by at U Song's place to bid farewell before he goes to China...
He seemed all excited..and he has landed safe in China already and so far everything seems to go well for him...
All the best koko!!


Porky decided to drop by and visit his BAC friends at their prom night at Sime Darby Convention Centre...
And everyone was just beautiful...
So happy to see all of them again~
I miss you too Melissa, Fion and Sin Ying~!
And thanks for the wishes...
^^

The 3 of them were just adorable...
They dashed out of the door and started hugging and jumping in joy at the moment they saw us...
so cute.....
And they all look fabulous....

Daniel and I felt like 2 keh leh fehs....
Apparently he's the cameraman and I'm the jurusolek cameraman's assistant??
=.="

I still remember Fion was like "I'm so happy!" repeatedly...
Ultimate cuteness and it feels kinda nice to be greeted in such a way...

The whole BAC gang...

Of course you can easily identify the keh leh fehs....

Melissa and I...

I  look kinda freaky here...

small eyes + big forehead = freak

By the time we were done taking photos of everyone, it was already 10.30pm...
And the whole day, we only had one meal...no wonder Porky and I were SO hungry......

Then, we drove all the way to the Curve...
And had Bubba Gump!!
yummy yum yum~

My Prawn Platter Heaven thingy....

"I ate so much prawns I can literally shit prawns out" - Stefanie Law

"....." - Daniel Soon

His 'Super Duper Juper Monstrous' Burger..

However.....
We managed to camwhore a bit...
Cuz it was kinda late and not many people around....hehehe
It was already around midnight actually...

Half a Porky

Gosh...
I am spoiled with food whenever he's around....
We even had Sundae after that...lol

Instead of going for bars and stuffs...
We went home instead and spend some quiet time together...

♥♥♥

Whether he's an epic boyfriend fail..a little porkish on the sides..eats a lot...childish at times...
I still love him!
(I'm kinda known for my level of tolerance...but there's a limit to everything...)

6 months have passed and we're still the same as Day 1...
The moment when things changed for the better was when we found our true selves in each other on that very first day in Starbucks at Borders, The Gardens...
over an espresso frap and a caramel macchiato for 8 hours non-stop...

It wasn't love at first sight at all..
But it was more of how our minds and hearts connected and understood each other...
That's when we knew that somehow something might happen or not...
(including that awkward moment in the park under the umbrella overlooking the lake...lol)

And here we are....
Like how we've always been..happily in love...

Happy half-an-anniversary dear!

Love u lotsie~

♥

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And lookie here!

I got my new specs!!!

It's kinda grey and crooked at the side...

hahahaha.....

toodles~

Itchy fingers...

I've been at home for almost a week...
Means I haven't gone out at all to shop or whatsoever..

And yet I think I've spent RM20 already...
How is that possible?

Last weekend I was at Pavilion and Body Shop was having an offer..
RM10 for Peach and Raspberry body wash gels...
OMGosssssh!!

But my bad- moody mom stopped me and sad I was.....

nooooo...........

But few minutes ago, Daniel called me and told me that there's a Body Shop booth near his college!

Hence, I told him to get me 2 bottles...
The wonders of a phone call....

Not only that, there are blog shops everywhereeeeeeeee.......
For everythinggggggg.....
OoomGossssssssssssh!

How can I resist.....
Well, I tried...and I look possessed for awhile back there....

My Honey Star

I miss those nights when you would make cereals in a cup and feed me..even after I brushed my teeth...
You always had Milo cereals instead... 

You'll be on the floor while I'll be on the comfy bed..but you said it's ok as long as you can wake up to know I'm there...

As long as we got to say goodnight instead of goodbyes... 

Yes..I really miss you so so much...it's been 5 days already since we've last met and it feels like forever..
Even with the help of skype...
It just doesn't feel the same..
*sobs*
You'll be busy with your work while I'm with mine..
By the time we wanna have our phone conversations..we'll both be tired..
Hours turned to minutes...

Stone Hearts & Hand Grenades

You were like a crash of thunder

Look through my darkest nights

You awaken all my senses made me feel alive

Even if we try to fight it, we know that the sparks will fly

Cause in the end, we're just two people destine to collide

Like stone hearts and hand grenades

You and I are not the same

There is nothing that I will change

Stone hearts and hand grenades

All my lonely, you throw it all away

(And) when you need me, I will keep you safe

After that all the dust is settle

We lift each other off the ground

I'll carry you a million miles

I'll never let you down

(Noo)

There's a lot of strength in weakness

There's a lot of truth in lies

But in the end, we're just two people destine to collide

Like stone hearts and hand grenades

You and I are not the same

There is nothing that I will change

Stone hearts and hand grenades

All my lonely, you throw it all away

(And) when you need me, I will keep you safe

All my loneliness, you throw it all away

(Awayyy, away, awayy)

Like stone hearts and hand grenades

You and I are not the same

There is nothing that I will change

Stone hearts and hand grenades

Stone hearts and hand grenades

All my lonely, you throw it all away

When you need me, I will keep you safe

All my lonely, you throw it all away

When you need me, I will keep you safe

All my lonely, you throw it all away

When you need me, I will keep you safe

All my lonely, you throw it all away

When you need me, I will keep you safe

736th blabber blabs

Just realised that this is my 736th post..

*adeline is scratching her head while saying stupid*

cuz she was confused about the title of the post...

hahahaha!

and now she's burping like a monster...

yucks...

So...I got another (1000-736 is....10-6=4..9-3=6....9-7=2..) 264 more post to a thousand!!!

XD

schfifty five schfifty five

five plus five = schfifty five

gawd...that bullcrap is addictive....

Home Alone

12.35pm - Officially the household ruler of the house and sadly, home alone right now...sigh....

My popo left the house to go back to her hometown in Ipoh by taxi..
To take care of my granpa..who hops around in one leg and most of the time sits on his wheel chair and rolls around too...

=D

We all love him..

*Sobs*

popo go home....

=(

Kim - miang Fail

Adeline - girl FAIL

Therefore, the household is run by me now..

From the cleaning to the cooking...

urgh...

Now I have to think of what to cook for dinner...

Make sure nobody robs the house..

Make sure my sisters go to school and come home in ONE piece..

Make sure the clothes get sun dried to perfection..

Keep the house sparkly and clean at all times..which I try to maintain..hehe

Ish...

Ya...I'll be stuck at home for about a month...

cuz it's my study break now...yes yes....I'll be studying later....

after I figure out what to have for lunch...

Hate to be stuck at home..daily dilemmas of what to eat for lunch kills me...

And not being able to see my Porky kills me more...

=(

Hate to be home alone..the world is not safe anymore!!

God knows what will happen!!

I can't talk to anyone besides myself...I'll be perceived as schizophrenic....

that's is why I'm blogging...to keep myself from being insane....

And I'm also relying on SMSing my Porky...which is only helping partially...


Well, time to go make some foodie for my tummy...
hehe...

=( then, (= then... =s

Sigh..
Haven't seen you in 3 days and my heart yearns for you so much!


Maybe that's why I refuse to eat although I'm kinda hungry..
*sobs*
No appetite to eat..cuz missing my Porky is enough to make me full...

Oook...
I know some people will get the goosebumps from reading all that...
bwahahahaha!!

But seriously...I miss Porky like LOADSSSS.....

Hah!!
Finally all the awesome photos are up!

The BAC gang

Aaron Goh : "Spot the difference"

=.="

Malaysian's version of korean girl band => 2NE1??

Sin ying, Melissa, Fion, Me

Fion the cutest lamp post

Fion and Stef the pontianak

Melissa and Sin Ying

Me and Melissa

The owner of the sweet and glittery phone...

=D

All-Girls

I had tons of fun with them that day!
Can't wait to hang out with them again soon..hehe

Leona Lewis Twin????

Just watch the video...a Swedish singer called AGNES...
Who looks just like Leona Lewis!!!

Lost twin??
London and Sweden...hmm...not That far you know....
XD

Cute Love

All you know is how to make me smile

From day til night with the cutest things you do

I can't help but to fall deeper in love with you

Like never before

I can see myself in your eyes

Whenever I look into yours

With the happiest smile you give

Whenever we're together

Every moment is just pure happiness

Every time we hold hands

I wonder why does time pass so fast

If only time would stop for a little while

So I can hold you a little longer

I know you don't wanna let go too

Instead of saying goodbye, we rather say goodnight

I hate to see you leave my sight

Tears flow whenever I have to see you go

I try to hold it in

But sometimes it's kinda hard to do so

But I promise I'll be stronger

Facial Expressions

I didn't realize how weird my face can look sometimes....
I seldom get candid photos taken..maybe cuz I seldom go out in big groups who spent almost 15 mins camwhoring in the middle of Manhattan Fish Market...

my eyes went so blurry...
*_*
and I smiled to much til my cheeks were shaking......

I really had fun celebrating Sin Ying and Nadeeka's birthday at MidValley...

Happy Birthday both of you!!!

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My face problems.....

In this one, I look constipated...
But actually I think I was confused about the whole conversation of MAC vs PC...
Or was it about the softwares for MAC??
iWork..iLife..iThink..iWhatever......
(@.@)

Adeline said I look like a hamster here....
cute?

Something nicer at least....
Aww....a nice shot after so long...hehehe

*like*

This is just part of the photos I've found...

I think they'll be more soon....

Can't wait to see them!

hehe...

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Omgosh...
I bumped my head today on a Starbucks sign...
I thinksh my head ish bruised.....

Lady Gaga - Bad Romance

Tip:

1. Pause the music player on the right side.
2. Now come back to the video.
3. Start of by paying less focus on the song, cuz all your focus will be on the video.
4. Listen to the song WITHOUT watching the video...then you will get to appreciate the song...

lol...

This is just one of a kind eh...
But this video is gonna get a lot of editing in our sad little country...
cuz they showed the side of her booobs......!

Gaga...
The big eyes are freaky and there are certain parts where she look a little like Amy Winehouse...
0.o

And she look kinda skinnier in the video......

And omgosh did u notice the shoes??!
especially the one that looks like there's a snake around the heels....like wow...

Song is kinda catchy...starting to like it already...hehe
Can't wait for her new album!
woots~

Fifteen my ass

Gosh...
I can't stand Taylor Swift's songs...
I mean...the messages of her songs...
Although its melodically nice but the meaning of the songs are just bullcrap...

Here are some examples:

Teardrops On My Guitar

Drew walks by me, can he tell that I can't breathe? (he must be blind to not notice TaylorfreakinSwift!)
And there he goes, so perfectly, (one of the Jonas Bros is it?? gay..)
The kind of flawless I wish I could be 
She'd better hold him tight, give him all her love
Look in those beautiful eyes and know she's lucky cause 

You Belong With Me

But she wears short skirts
I wear t-shirts (yeah...maybe those Ed Hardy t-shirts at RM500 per piece huh?)
She's cheer captain
And i'm on the bleachers
Dreaming about the day
When you wake up and find
That what you're looking for
Has been here the whole time (Oh..which mid-puberting boy doesn't dream of TAYLOR SWIFT...and maybe with a bottle of lotion and some tissue? ehek..)


If you could see
That i'm the one
Who understands you
Been here all along
So why can't you
See you belong with me (now this part shows that Taylor has a bit of a problem getting the guy she wants...she's gorgeous, sweet and talented....and she still can't get the guy she wants! that boy dumb or what?)


Standing by and
Waiting at your backdoor (she a stalker? wtf...)
All this time
How could you not know (cuz he a douche?)
Baby
You belong with me
You belong with me. (she starting to sound long winded...dear gawd...)

and recently her latest single Fifteen...
Ugh....that song drove me into this post......


Fifteen
I actually forgot how to spell that word for a moment.... XP

'Cause when you're fifteen and somebody tells you they love you (Barney the pedobear dinosaur loves you...oh, I'm jealous)
You're gonna believe them
And when you're fifteen feeling like there's nothing to figure out (emo?)
Well, count to ten, take it in
This is life before you know who you're gonna be
Fifteen


I'm not being a hater...
Just my point of view...her songs are catchy but she needs to sing songs that sound a little bit more like this....

Hey! Look at me!

I'm THE Taylor Swift

I got all the D&Gs and Jimmy Choos

To make all those boys taking numbers to smell my.....shoes?

whatever...
But you do get my point, right?

New Nickie

Steffie de CoCo

I broke my specs..

In attempt to make my specs look not so crooked on my face...
I tried to bend it a little until it cracked....

..and broke....

*fukk....*

But somehow I found spare lens!
And I fixed it!!

Beat that MacGyver...!

*Stef rocks!!*

hehe..

First time seeing Porky all formal and Green Day-ish... (black shirt & pants with red tie)
hahaha...

What I'm about to show you might just make you let out the longest "aww..." you'll ever make....

Ready?

Get set.

GO!!

aaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww..........................................

That ish just the cuuuuuuuutest hamster sleeping position I've seen so far!

He look like he's sleeping on his balls....
hmmm.....

Chocofied

Ugh...it's 2am and I'm sleepy..
no fair! no fair!

Hopefully blogging will keep me awake like how DOTA keeps the other bunch of male species awake...
hahahaha!
PWNED

Anyways....
Daniel took me to a place which has the best up close view of KL everrr!
Which is at Sky Bar at Trade Hotel..

The view is just breath taking and overall a calming ambiance with a touch of romance...
There was a huge pool in the middle with tiny pools on the side...
Ooo....sounds so fun to just soak it up there at night...hehehe
On the right side, there were sofas that just looks too comfortable...

Up close and beautiful!

We were super hungry so we had chicken burgers...

And I had no idea sweet potatoes taste that good...lol

The downside about us is...
I can't decide where to eat..
He's too fickle minded about the places to go to eat...

Yeah...
That explains why the trip which was suppose to be from USJ to the The Curve..
Became from USJ to half way to The Curve to Sky Bar and finally to The Curve.

In the process of thinking where to go, we thought of going KLCC,Mid Valley and even Langat Hill....

Choices....it gets you sometimes......
So after that, we had a proper dinner at Bubba Gump at The Curve...
It was a first time for me..
ehehehe....

And whoever said that Bubba Gump was Expensive....
Maybe they have never been to TGIF or Chilli's before......

Beef Burger

Well done and oh so juicay~~

Later after that,
He found another place for dessert...

Yes, I know I sound like I'm in an intensive fat camp...but I can't help it if he wants to make me happy, right?
Consider myself lucky I guess...hahahaha!

We headed over to Chocolate Lounge..
The display of chocolates is just a big WOW...

So, Daniel got these for me....

A bear and a spoon..

...an edible spoon....

Animal cruelty?

Would you think those tiny chocolates are the only things he got me?
Well, if you think so...you're so wrong....

Cuz what you're about to see might cause immediate unforeseen hunger, excessive drooling, spontaneous tummy rumbling and maybe the urge to kill me.

Viewer's discretion advised.

Chocolate Affair

Ms Coco

Fair Lady

The Full Picture

I know Shin Jhen is gonna kill me for sure!
XD

Yes, I'm a lucky basterd....

Slackin'

I've been slackin' in my blog....
gah....

But I managed to watch The Traveler's Wife with Porkedee Porkay Pork-o-rama...
lol
Boohoo....almost cried several times....
Cuz there were too many touching parts...
*crybaby*

Too bad there were a group of M hooligans behind us who killed the mood several times...
Just because the couple were naked on the bed, cuddled in a blanket...

"Ooo...part ni bess..."

Yeah...and I wonder which kampung you came out from Mr.All-So-Holy...

Random sillyness of the day..

Would be trying to sing the Powerpuff Girl's theme song..
Which sounded like Pucca's theme song...

And the part where it goes "Buttercup, she's the toughest fighter.."
What came out from my brain-to-mouth was, " Buttercup, she's the topless fighter.."

Adeline couldn't stop laughing..


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